An elderly farmer in Florida had a large pond down by his
fruit orchard. One evening he decided to go down to the pond and took a five-gallon
bucket to pick some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard female voices shouting
and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in the pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they
all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming
out until you leave!'
The old man thought for a second and said, 'I didn't come
down here to watch you ladies swim or to make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the
alligator!'
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
