I'm getting old I'm in despair
I've found my first grey pubic hair
I'm fast asleep by half past 10
I'm never gonna see my teens again.
I've found my first grey pubic hair
I'm fast asleep by half past 10
I'm never gonna see my teens again.
It won't be long until I'm gone
When father time will have won
My pipe and slippers wait for me
It's, bingo, crib and cups of tea.
When father time will have won
My pipe and slippers wait for me
It's, bingo, crib and cups of tea.
I'm wearing beige, and a cardigan
The music’s hell on radio one
I just think about vapor rubs
Saga magazines, and bowling clubs.
The music’s hell on radio one
I just think about vapor rubs
Saga magazines, and bowling clubs.
I want to live till I'm 99
Where's it gone, this life of mine
How can it be, that at 43
I think of retirement beside the sea.
Where's it gone, this life of mine
How can it be, that at 43
I think of retirement beside the sea.
The downward spiral has begun
The music’s hell on radio one
The only thing, that's left to do
Is to tune my dial to radio two.
The music’s hell on radio one
The only thing, that's left to do
Is to tune my dial to radio two.
Author: Dean Farnell
